Wednesday, August 25, 2004

...And It's Going To Be Quite A Journey

A lot of things has happened in the past weeks. Things that'll require 379 pages inside a book called "Three Hundreds And Eighty Pages Of Book." To compile one wasn't easy. It took about 888 working hours, 45 cups of coffee, 25,7 MB of harddisk capacity, 66,2 in average per day of mosquito's bites, 8 cans of insecticide, 5 unwearable shrunked underwears, 2 sore eyes and 1 pornographic brain.

And this is page 1.



INTRODUCTION


      Name: Pribadi Prananta
      Age: Unknown
      Sex: Yes, please
      Location: Away from home

"Three Hundreds And Eighty Pages Of Book" enters the shadowy world of expert perverter Pip (Pribadi Prananta), who continues to find himself plagued by splintered nightmares from his former life. The stakes are high for the playboy as he coolly maneuvers through the dangerous waters of international prostitution - replete with Vivid Interactive plots, turncoat vamps and ever-shifting covert whores - all the while hoping to find the truth behind his haunted wet-dream memories and answers to his own fragmented past. Thus, there are no other options left for him but to leave his home town for good.

Is he going to survive in the new neighbourhood full of aliens thinking that he's a predator?
Will he find the answer of Isman's question "Mengapa wanita bugil yang beterbangan di mana-mana dapat memajukan ilmu pengetahuan dengan pesat"?
Is he finally manage to enlarge his underwear without any help from Mak Erot?
How he actually wear them while they were shrunked?
Find out the answers in your local drugstore with the right prescription given by your capster!

      MPAA Rating: PG-17 for violence and intense action, and for brief language.



And this is the end of page 1.


Oops, did I say page 1? I mean page 380. (^_^)'

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