Just about couple hours ago, i have no idea what the hell is CSS...
me: look, look! i can make a site!
conscience: wh... it's about time u dumb! you're a hundred years late...
me: no way!
conscience: yup, and everybody is using CSS, javascript, PHP, and flash for that!
me: wow, wow, slow down big fella! they sounds like the name of a starship from Star Trek movies.
conscience: you have to learn, grasshopper. learn... learn... LEARN!
(after browsing around with slow-mo computer)
me: hey, hey! i can do CSS!
conscience: wh... it's about time u dumb! you're a hundred years late...
me: ........ don't you have another line?
(several hours later)
me: yipiiieee! forget javascript, i can make flash!
conscience: wh... that was fast! but, didn't humans like u need some sleep?
me: i did. several hours ago...
conscience: i knew it. there's no way a mushroom level brain like yours could do that.
me: err... meaning?
conscience: (sigh) it's only a dream, stupid!
and finally, the version 1.0 is out!
conscience:(applause)
madness: suiiit... suiiit! give me "p", give me "i", give me "p"!
libido: woohoo... it's time for some porn site dude! from semi to hardcore... lesbians in the shower too (imagining) whoa...
jealousy: huh, what so good about it anyway? it's just a fucking site!
ego: you go, pip! i'm proud of u!
hey, brain! what r u doing?
brain: i've been thinking, ego... did mushroom really have a brain?
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