Virginity is (not) a problem...

...because you could always drink Rapet Wangi⁽¹⁾.

Looked like the producers didn't aware their new ad could become an endorsement for free sex.

(woman over voice)
Before married, I'm a virgin

(woman drinking the product)

Now, after married, I'm still a virgin
(children⁽²⁾. running around in the background)


It also makes a great pick-up line.

Guy: Why don't you come over to my place and drink some herbs.
Girl: In that case, be gentle with me. It's going to be my first time.

It gives a new meaning in a relationship.

Husband: You don't know how grateful I am to know that you're still virgin.
Wife: Thanks, dear. What is more beautiful than spending the night with you in this 23rd anniversary?

It confuses the expert.

Gynecologist: Excuse me ma'am, did you say you have three children?
Patient: Yes.
Gynecologist: I don't get it. You seemed very much virgin to me.

Then why not sell these at red-light district? I'm sure it'll increase the revenue.

Lady Peaches 26
Booked-out: Rp 1.000.000,-
Short time: Rp 500.ooo,-
Virgin: add Rp 3.500,-
(tariff not include 10% tax and tip)


On the other hand, this product should be consider as the most important thing a rapist must have beside a pervert mind and a penis.

The Ultimate Rape Handbook

Chapter IV: Erasing Evidence

1. Use condoms, then burn it after use.

2. Never ejaculate inside your victims body.

3. Force your victims to drink Rapet Wangi herbs.

Finally, try not to laugh about it when watching Virgin in theater near you. Although I recommend you to watch the original version, Thirteen, instead.
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⁽¹⁾ Traditional medicine made of special herbs which believed it could strengthen female sexual organ so it feels like a virgin.
⁽²⁾ Philosophical question: Whose children are those?