Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Having This "Thing"

... is what differentiate me with others in term of demeanor. People somehow talk much to me than others. And most of the time are way too ridiculous. But I have to admit that sometime I made the first line, especially when facing cute girls. Hey, I'm a normal guy and flirts come with the territory!

Exhibit A (without flirts)
Other: How much?
Cashier: That would be Rp 56.000

Me: How much?
Cashier: Hey, my sister has one of those at home. It's cute. Who's the lucky girl?
Me: A friend. So, how much?
Cashier: Aaahh... just friend or potential love one?
Me: JUST friend. Now, how much?
Cashier: I wish she could be the one. Well, it's Rp 47.500. But for you, I'll give 5% employee's discount. It's been a wonderful time talking with you.
Me: Thanks... (rising eyebrows)
Exhibit B (with flirts)
Me: Two tickets for Studio 2 please.
Ticketkeeper: Which seats?
Me: Any suggestion? (smiling)
Ticketkeeper: Well, since this is a good movie you might like to sit in the middle.
Me: Middle is fine. So, do you really thing this is a good movie?........
And not always talk. The common is winks, taps and light pinches. But the recent is embarrassing. A sexual harassment if I may say.
It happened in the airport on the way home to Surabaya yesterday. As usual, the airport security guard searched the body for a potentially dangerous stuff. In my turn, the guard oversearched me by touching my dick over and over again! And not just a touch, it's a pressed, pinched and gripped touch! And the worst part is that it was done by a GUY! Shit!


Being Brainwashed

No offense, but I don't like AFI (Akademi Fantasi Indosiar), another talent search TV program. But I've been forced to watch it by my friends when I'm in Jakarta last weekend. Only watching actually fine. Having to hear the theme song over and over again is what driving me nuts. Plus, all singing brought to me in such an awful voice. Bleeeegghh...

And in another friend's house, I've to hear her activist brother sings a party theme song in a loud and --of course-- a bad voice, over and over and over! Bleeeegghh....

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